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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 20:41

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
What are some effective strategies for getting more upvotes on Quora?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
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Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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What is it like to use a Fleshlight?
Just Forget it!
Still no good
So they tried
Why do you think Filipinos are conservatives?
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why is there so much evil in the world?
No way
No go.
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Do you believe that it is right that one Federal judge can block a President's decisions?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..